Bobert

To get a hand-job in a crowded theater

Man, that chick I met last week gave me a Bobert during the Lego Movie.

by sittinherebored September 19, 2023

boobertunities

optimal boob and or breast gazing/ogling opportunities

"Dude you you should come to the pool with me, there will be ample boobertunities."

by manny-katles-jojojo September 27, 2010

Bobert

A hand-job in public view.

I saw someone getting a bobert at the theatre the other day!

by WhatAboutThatGuy1969 September 17, 2023

Bobert

To "Bobert" is when you give your male partner an over-the-pants hand job, specifically at children's musical theatre.

"I heard Jenny gave Tommy a bobert at the Lion King show!"

by May Urrie September 18, 2023

equal boobertunist

noun: a person who loves any and all boobs.
one who does not discriminate amongst breasts; big, small, flat, saggy, long, lumpy, wrinkled--they are all awesome.

He's a equal boobertunist. He loves all boobs, in spite of size or age.

by silvertulie October 5, 2010

bloobertifoo

(n)

Originally invented by a Darren M. Canady (first recipient of the Darren M. Canady Sassypants Award for his usage of the word, among others), the word 'bloobertifoo' is used as a replacement for a forgotten proper noun.

"She gave the dungeon keys to bloobertifoo... that weird kid with the long hair and no shoes."

by Scotch 'n Soda Theatre April 26, 2004

Blogerty

An awkward seminal situation. Perfect for describing that awkward moment when you spunk on your t-shirt.

Man A: ''I had a wank at that wedding in the toilets and managed to spunk on my shirt, I couldn't believe it!''

Man B: ''Ooo Mate was it Blogerty?!''
Man A: ''It certainly was!''

by Malecomejones January 23, 2012