BLOAT

Acronym for biggest loser of all time

You wack it three times a day into a Kleenex tissue. You’re a fucking BLOAT, dude.

by tmor84 December 19, 2018

Bloat

Bloat means to eat or can be used as a noun, in the describing of any kind of food.

Derived from the word "bloated", which is, of course, the feeling that one gets once they've consumed a large amount of food.

"Yeah, bro...I just woke up from my nap. I'm gonna go grab some bloat and head over there."

"I'm so hungry. I gonna go get some bloat at Taco Bell."

by Chaseburgala November 1, 2009

Bloated

Far bigger than appropriate; usually after a sudden gain of size.

Martino's cake factory put so many ingredients into their products that the end result was thousands of bloated cakes which couldn't even make the shelves of Kroger.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

bloated

Bloated, means that you are feeling constipated, or feel like you have diarrhea, and then you let one rip, (A fart.) But it becomes a shart, (wet fart) .
You can also "That person/animal looks bloated." which means that they look really constipated.

Man, that person over there looks really bloated, eh?
Yeah.

by lugeromi October 6, 2016

Bloat

A life threatening condition developed in dogs. Also known as Gastric Tortion this is were the stomach doesn't empty properly, then swells with and gas and then twists. Any breed that has a deep and narrow chest is prone to this. This can be solved by medication if the stomach hasn't yet twisted. However once the stomach has twisted it can only be treated with an expensive operation. This is only if the condition is caught in the early stages. If conditions are gone unrecognised it could cause a certain and painful death.

"Dude i had to put my dog down last night"
"Why"
"Because her stomach twisted the vet called it bloat"

by finnerty August 29, 2009

Bloated

A ninety's slang for drunk that was used by guys who was grunge music fans.

I've spent the afternoon drinkingin my bedroom and watching mine old MTV Umplugged VHS, I don't think I'm gonna go to the bar tonite, I'm feeling so bloated...

by Henry Potta March 11, 2009

Bloated

When someone is acting like an air head.

WTF man you are just bloated.

That girl is bloated, everything she say is stupid.

by qwaisc October 14, 2009