blivitt

Ten lbs. of shit in a five-lb. bag. A disparaging term for someone who is basically full of shit.

Did you see that blivitt Howard Dean making the rounds on the Sunday talk shows this week?

by dandi December 19, 2003

blivot

Twenty pounds of shit in a ten pound bag. A situation or item that is foolishly perceived to be simple and easily manageable when if fact it is twice as complicated and unmanageable as first foolishly perceived.

When you tell your "Fun" friends to come over and hang out, and they tell their friends, and those friends tell their friends and so on, and you find yourself hosting a huge houseparty. You say to yourself retorically "Well isn't this a blivot?"

by dollar89 December 27, 2006

Team Blivot

A special group in Washington that is bound to be great. The future leaders and oppressors of the future are those in this group. The group consists of all different nationalities and orientations. THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD.

Slave 1: Dude did you hear about the new King?
Slave 2: Yeah...I heard he is a member of Team Blivot.
Slave1: Holy Shit! That's insane, no wonder he's king.

by The Chinese Yo-Yo King. May 2, 2010

blivit

10 punds of shit in a 5 pound bag, throw it at the wall and it goes blivit

what are you, a blivit?

by Levinator October 5, 2006

blivit

10 lbs of shit stuffed into an 8lb. bag. Can also be anything that is overstuffed or packed into a space that is too tight.

Damn, that ass is a blivit in those pants!

I am sick of his blivit ass self!

by Dr. Legend October 21, 2020

shit blivious

obviously don't see shit

im shit blivious to the fact

by jake 925 October 17, 2008

Blivit

‘two pounds of shit in a one pound bag.’ coined by Kurt Vonnegut in "Palm Sunday" 1982

The campaign speech was a blivit.

by Gaia Bestamore March 26, 2017