shit blitzed

The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.

Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.

by kowtowndevils September 18, 2006

Bentzened

A state of drunkenness in which all hope and all dignity is lost. People in this state tend to whip their hair back and forth, attempt to make out with everyone, take their shirts off randomly, and almost always pee the bed, but the bed is usually not theirs.

Im gonna get all Bentzened tonight!

by kickinass April 25, 2011

Blitzed

Being extremely drunk/hammered/fucked-in-half.

"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"

by Sting0592 October 11, 2009

blitzed out

Intoxicated beyond belief, to a point of not remembering own actions or events.

I can't believe how blitzed out I was last night.

by envi123 September 2, 2005

blitzed

so high you cant even see straight!

Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!

by tra ketcham April 8, 2007

blitzed

totally under the influence of some exterior and harmful force such as alcohol, marijuana, or MTV.

Dude, he's totally blitzed on weed.

by grey kim December 24, 2005

blitzed as poland

When one is in the state of which you are so high it outmatches the Nazi blitzkrieg into Poland!

Brian: Dude I'm as blitzed as poland!
Thomas: Wtf you saying bro
Brian: I'm extremely fucking high.

by 1337w33d October 25, 2009