Bobby:Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
George: Why?
Bobby:Because he didnt have the guts to do it! *laughing*
George:*not laughing, with a wtf look on face* Bliff ... :S
George: Why?
Bobby:Because he didnt have the guts to do it! *laughing*
George:*not laughing, with a wtf look on face* Bliff ... :S
by George & Bobby January 01, 2008
When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.
'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'
'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'
'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'
by Ebum Afraid June 30, 2018
by Accidentalsuicide January 07, 2019
“There was a hole in the wood so I had to bliff it”
Jaylyn: “damn the wood has a hole in it”
Ian: “huh, bliff that hoe”
Jaylyn: “damn the wood has a hole in it”
Ian: “huh, bliff that hoe”
by Bliff December 20, 2020
Bliff is just when you shit on the floor, pick it up, and smeer across the wall. The ultimate form of art.
by Spunk Idiot November 06, 2017
by kushwizard999 March 24, 2018