BLIFF

Verb. To say a joke and no one laughs, but who said the joke.

Bobby:Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
George: Why?
Bobby:Because he didnt have the guts to do it! *laughing*
George:*not laughing, with a wtf look on face* Bliff ... :S

by George & Bobby January 11, 2008

bliff

When someone is stoned.

"I'm bare bliff bruv."

by Fiona89 May 15, 2005

Screw-bliff

When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.

'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'

'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'

by Ebum Afraid June 30, 2018

Bliff

Bliff is just when you shit on the floor, pick it up, and smeer across the wall. The ultimate form of art.

Sophie Bliffed the kitchen wall. Or, Yo Dude ya wanna go Bliff the museum lobby?

by Spunk Idiot November 6, 2017

Bliff

When you half ass something

He totally bliffed his essay

by Accidentalsuicide January 7, 2019

Bliff

“Bliff” – (verb) To confidently explain something you actually have no idea about.

“He totally bliffed his way through that presentation and somehow got a promotion.”

by Callmeryeguy March 17, 2025

spiffing bliffs

can be used in place of saying smoking blunts or smoking a blunt.

me and tracy were spiffing bliffs before school.

by supermega lover November 28, 2022