Beefsexual

A person who commits him/herself to the love of beef to the point where it becomes their primary relationship.

Jeffrey: “Hey Doug, when are you going on your next date”
Doug: “Oh I’m not dating right now. I’m taking myself out for hot pot, for I am a beefsexual”

by Boldgerg April 23, 2019

blasexual

where you are attracted to a person of any gender expression that has a female mind
blay-sexual

“hi i’m blasexual”

by blake4439 October 14, 2019

bloxsexual

When people are attracted to roblox characters and actively looks on rule34 roblox.

jake: ohmygod roblox cardboard porn is so hot.

Michael: Lmfao you are a bloxsexual.

jake: I guess I am.

Michael: you are a degenerate.

by JuulKing December 4, 2020

Baesexual

When you are sexually attracted to bae and the sex of bae doesn't matter.

Are you Straight, Gay or Bi?
"I'm Baesexual, does that really matter?"

by @YoSkylerSeymour June 20, 2016

brewsexual

To choose boose over boobs
Craft over ass
schnapps over cocks
Essentially choose to drink instead of engage in sexual relations.

I totally decided to get wasted instead of seeing my girl, I think I may be brewsexual

by 911totallywasntweirdatall June 2, 2016

BrevsexuaL

A supersexual person who abstains from sex due to the brevity of standard intercourse. This person's ultimate fantasy would be to have days worth of intercourse in 1 go or nothing at all.

"You don't masturbate, yet you are supersexual? What a BrevsexuaL"

by Fred McLovinsky July 16, 2021

blomosexual

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.

Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."

by Robin Sham January 11, 2009