BLEMPT

BLEMPT: THE PAST TENSE OF BLAME

"I DIDN'T DO IT BUT I WAS BLEMPT"

by nigglenoggle May 20, 2009

Blomphed

Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.

When she got back from the club she just sat there looking totally blomphed.

by Serota April 17, 2014

blimphead

a disease that causes a persons (who is so full of themselves) head to expand and makes them float several inches above the floor. may also apply to smart bastards who have an answer to everything.

tom: i hate her she's such a blimphead
me: yeah, look at her float
tom: why doesnt she STFU, she has an answer to everything!

by mc1 September 28, 2005

blumphy

the act of recieving a blowjob whilst sat on the toilet having a dump...

hey mark...i got some good blumphy last night...she was well up for it

by folklore October 27, 2007

Blemper

A name given to a person of African/ African American ethnicity who closely resembles a person of another race. The black person is the other's blemper. This originated with a guy named Kemper who met another guy who looked like a black version of himself. He was given the name Blemper; Black Kemper= Blemper.

That blck guys looks just like you, hes your Blemper.

by TheBigRob2 January 27, 2009

blemp

Ted Cruz eating kids.

Ted Cruz is a blemp.

by Plango October 21, 2020

Blazing Blepharitis

A medical condition that presents with a burning inflammation of the eyelid. Known causes are from performing cunnilingus on a girl with an infection and getting it in your eye.

Guy 1: Hey man what happened to your eye?
Guy 2: I should have known better than going down on my girl while she was making sour dough. Now i got a bad case of Blazing Blepharitis

by nikoshabadaz March 9, 2017