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bleakender

A weekend away with the boys for the express purpose of seeing who can do the bleakest sex act; normally involves fat women (20 stone plus), excessive alcohol, pearl necklaces, wingmaning, dirty sanchez and copious amounts of 80's music
DA has to listen to Rick Astley on JF's iPod to cover the noise of fatty fucking on the bed next to him at the big bleakender 2009
by tito the topper February 4, 2010
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bleaken

to make somebody's day worse, to inadvertently make some one sad when your intention was to make them laugh
oh man, i'm sorry i did not mean to bleaken your day by bringin' up your ex
by Ajax Blak March 10, 2008
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Bleaked

when someone is so ugly and down bad you want to choke slam them and theyre stupid treesh girlfriend
bowen slingluff is lookin fuckin bleaked gahhdamnn nigga LMAO
by Eugeneeee March 4, 2021
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