life's a beach

A smart way of saying "Life is a bitch!". Someone who has oppressed anger and fed up with life, yet at the onset wants to look normal, would use a phrase like that. Gives the connotation that the user of the phrase is very happy-go-lucky, but on closer examination one realizes that the user is going through a hard time.

Heard it in one of the sayings "Sex, booze, rock and roll; Weed, speed and birth control; Life's a beach and then you die; so fuck the world and let's get high"

by Ankit Sabharwal March 6, 2008

Five Nights At Freddy's: Security Breach

FNAF: Security Breach is the latest installment into the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise. Soon after it was released, Scott Cawthon released the saddest video game news ever: he was retiring, and selling FNAF to someone else. We can only hope that someone who will treat the game with respect bought/will buy it. Although it's the newest installment, someone just released a trailer for Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach DLC. In the trailer, 3 new contenders step into the ring: Glamrock ____, Glamrock ______, and even Glamrock _______!

I'm not gonna tell you what Glamrocks are gonna appear in the Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach DLC because yes.

Frank Sinatra

by Doors. November 1, 2022

wife's a beach

A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.

Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"

Jim: "Wife's a beach..."

Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"

Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"

by saggynutbag April 28, 2012

Life’s a beach

Life’s was a beach and your here dude now life’s a bitch

life’s a beach now life’s a bitch

by Epic gamer moment December 26, 2019

Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach

Five nights at freddys sb (fnaf 9)

IS the most buggy game ever
therefore is bad

dude: bro wanna play fnaf sb
you: no its the most buggy bad ever
you: Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach is buggy

by nexusmoki January 23, 2023

son-of-bleach

Maybe foreigners instead of trying to be English-rude with that 'son-of-bitch' phrase, could use this less vulgar 'son-of-bleach' as directed towards a Caucasian male?

At airport security check:

I am not a terrorist and Yes! I wish to comply with the safety regulations, you son-of-bleach!

by Better Boris December 29, 2009

Spinal bleach

A more advanced type of trick, where you dig your fingernails so intensely into your partners back, you rip their flesh in half revealing their spinal cord. Because of the intense pain, you must pour gallons of bleach to block it out. Afterwards, you cum enough into their lacerated flesh and fill the entire gap, proceed to seal the rupture with super glue. Whenever you need to re-fill the gap, stick a tube up their lovely anus and continuously cum up their spinal cord.

Guy 1: “hey man, have you recently done your partners’ spinal bleach?”

Guy 2: “hall yeah, tearing the back in half gets me to climax in like .2 seconds, crazy good.”

by thicccneck December 11, 2018