Blauser

(BLOU'-ZER)
The very difficult art of licking a vagina while the owner of the vagina is defecating, yes, at the same time. It is very much more dangerous than the already delicately balanced art of Blumpkin. The art of Blauser should be used with extreme caution.

Named after the Atlanta Braves all-star infielder, Jeff Blauser, for some reason.

I forgot her birthday so to make it up to her I gladly offered her a Blauser.

by D. Stevens June 21, 2010

Blasey Ford

A word rejected by the left wing urban dictionary.

Kavanaugh is in the urban dictionary, but Blasey Ford is not.

by Booker T. Spartacus September 27, 2018

blause

annoying woman; bitch; emasculated male

Four square is for blauses!

by MHC October 28, 2004

slather blausen

A German chef that hurls a bucket of batter in your face when you open the door, and strumbles back from his lack of balance.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Blousey

An adjective, referring to a hot babe wearing a blouse.

Damn girl, you're looking blousey.

by Aero11 April 24, 2011

Blauser

The art of sucking a cock while your shitting

“Yeah I’ll come over and Blauser you later”

by John. P Paul November 24, 2023

Blasey Ford

Politically Correct term for "Lying Cunt". Call any lying c-word a Blasey Ford and they will instantly show you their reptilian poison by hissing. After that tell them "Comet Ping Pong called... they want to know if your showing u for adrenochrome hits tonight.." sick freaks.. Epstein Island loving c-words.

I called that bitch Margaret Sanger a Blasey Ford after she said that Planned Parenthood wasn't invented to exterminate the Blacks.

by Pretti Yung June 2, 2025