Blasphemy

A term used by religionists and flat earthers when logical people prove them wrong by using reason

Example 1. Logical person: There is no god
Religious person: That's blasphemy!
Example 2. Logical person: NASA isn't a hoax
Flat earther: Blasphemy!

by redgrave1093 October 26, 2019

Blasphemy

Dunking a cookie in water

*dunking a cookie in water* That’s blasphemy!!!

by Ordinary_llama February 11, 2018

blasphemy

Running into a church on a sunday and screaming "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"

Tom committed blasphemy running through a church screaming, "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"

by Kraizk July 31, 2006

blasphemy

statements / comments or writings
by a person that are considered to be
against the tenets of a religion or against general public morality.

Mr. x was chided for propogating blasphemy in the village

by peeush trikha December 5, 2004

blasphemy

Saying something that goes against the teachings of your average great and holy moot point (see religion). Thought to offend god/s.

Person 1: "I don't believe Jesus was the son of God."

Person 2: "Blasphemy!"

Person 1: "Uh.. huh.."

by The_Mad_Thinker April 8, 2008

blasphemy

what ignorant people call it when smart people try to explain things to them

Jesus: "God created everything out of nothing but i have no tangible proof of it so you'll just have to take my word for it."
Ignorant Person: "That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything!"
Charles Darwin: "I THINK that evolution MAY have happened, I do have tangible evidence based on reality and real world observations but it is still inconclusive and needs further study."
Ignorant Person: "BLASPHEMY! SINNER! BE GONE UNHOLY SPAWN OF SATAN!"

by bored15yrold September 30, 2012

blasphemy

a slang term for the word bullshit.

Bob: yo i gotta write a 10 page report on WEB Du Bois.
Tom:thats blasphemy.

by Jacky L January 9, 2008