blarp

The blarp is the act of deficating in a bathtub.
Before returning the key to his ex-girlfriend's house, Mike got revenge with a blarp in every bathroom.
by JT April 16, 2005
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The sound you make when sticky spit has clogged your throat while sleeping and you try to talk.
I awoke with breath that smelled like a worm melting in the sun and tried to tell my girlfriend good morning and merely said "blarp" as a spit bubble rose up my throat and popped upon exiting my mouth.
by Robertismyname January 10, 2013
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The differnece between soysauce, and the sauce that has yet to be soyed.
Does this sauce contain blarp?
by Emily Dawson November 22, 2003
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When one gets shit upon, in the context of "owned" or "pwned". blarp, blarped, blarping, etc.
Holy shit, I just got blarped on so badly by KayEmX. Never playing Halo again.
by stagga July 10, 2010
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Blarp

A nasty burp, one that vibrates the entire body. Often accompanied by a terrible stench, but not necessary.
Lucas just blarped super hard, it's quite impressive.
HELP I'M ABOUT TO BLARP!!
I brapped my pants so hard that It made my subsequent blarp look like a joke
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Well it's the act of blowing Bart, if one were to catch the few steam off their face it would be called a Blarple. Don't confuse with Blarping which is a long distance Blarp which often requires some hydration stops and refuel or other wise makes for a non smooth ride , Very few people have Blarped not even the rich,, ita sedative powers almost addictive as crack cocaine, and not only that very sensitive to professional blazers ,and makes the conductor more likely tobket only skilled moms like yours handle Blarp one wrong drip of tue steam could put a ose cat or dog or elderly in comma
Sam: Yo you know why amazing brains is called a Blarp bro? Dean: No ..
Sam : beacause when a girl gives this level of head ..well do you remember anything specificaally about the studies of our classes

Dean : no just generally,... Sam but remember when Bart would write those English journals , about the kat he had it was a dream journal he kept that shit going, he asked the menonite math teacher if they had math in his days , fucking would flirt with the science teacher and I gwr to blushvtywn immediately pissed as a motherfucker send him to principal, it be last class of day, bell ring it took her a min to figure out what was going on was already outside door right at bell principles office,.. shit bro her head was that good yeah i cant explain it you will only remember her Blarp nothing Else.. Dean:Wait what about people who didn't have that,they were only remember elange of head brain just Blarp...
by StagKing236 May 06, 2024
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