baptized

slang football term for getting hit real hard

originated by ESPN personality Stuart Scott

OMG, Brian Moorman just got baptized by Sean Taylor

by SLAWSSEWEE February 13, 2007

BAPTIZED

When a man recieves oral sex.

Man that bitched baptized me last night

by Bigg Maine May 17, 2006

Baptised

An Irish ritual in which a young lad or young wan have their first proper drink at their first proper session. (Usually in a field)

Jaysis Bois, can't wait to head out tonight and get baptised

by HenTadhg February 14, 2019

baptise

To baptise, or to perform a baptism, is to rub one's milk-laden breasts across a gentleman's/lady's head and/or face, expressing an indiscriminate amount of boob juice on to the subject's forehead.

Although I'm 8 months pregnant I still managed to baptise several gentlemen and one lucky lady last night. Alas, my jugs will soon be empty.

by MEFF February 13, 2009

Blaptise

When a member of the church slaps you on the face with his genitalia

Derek the priest: I had such fun with that altar boy yesterday.
Man: Did you Blaptise him?

by RadicalPlatypus February 27, 2017

Blaptist

A person that will only use drugs intravenously because of their strong beliefs and extensive knowledge from experience.

No thank you. I appreciate your offer to smoke meth. But, I'm a Blaptist and I won't be converted. I don't smoke meth. I blap that shit.

by So Short March 13, 2019

lesbian baptized

when a girl is riding your face and squirts so much that you end up almost drowning but it's the best experience ever

me: dude I just got lesbian baptized

other: holy fuck are you for real!?

by c-h-e-t April 20, 2019