Brampton Broomstick

An incident were a girl was using a broom stick on her washing machine to help herself get off. Then she heard her mom coming down the stairs of her house, and jumped off the washing machine and impaled herself on the broomstick.

Did you hear about the Brampton Broomstick incident ?
Yah I heard R.I.P Jackie Salazar "Pray signs"

by Habsley November 18, 2019

blamatitus

Blamatitus is the disease in which you can't take your own responsibility, therefore you must blame other/things. In order to be diagnosed you have to blame someone who gave you this disease.

God Tony has blamatitus

by mrsupernova December 13, 2014

blamph

Totally amazing. Blamph's usually have extremely distinguishable voices, and will kick your ass if you call them a loud, short, noisy fart (collectively farts).

Omg, it's Blamphhh!

"I love kricken."

by Notkricken... September 12, 2012

Blamped

Word used to describe the feeling of being Run Down, tired, screwed up, messed up, or generally not as good as you can be.

Also used to describe the general feeling of any negative experience.

I was up all night partying and today I'm all Blamped !

I got into an accident, I have no insurance, and now my car is all BLAMPED and I can't pay for it.

by Steve Francis September 3, 2007

blamethrower

1. A fictional weapon featured in the movie Mystery Men that, when activated, caused those in the vicinty to turn on one another.

2. An attempt to shift blame for your failures.

Michael Brown broke out the blamethrower to avoid responsibility for FEMA bungling Katrina recovery.

by KungFuQuip April 20, 2006

Bliamptus

To fart in someones mouth or to suck the fart out of someones butt hole.

Bro, you totally just farted in my mouth - such a gnarly bliamptus.

by BROmagnum January 9, 2011

Brampton Thug

Usually a term used to describe wannabe gangsters residing in the suburb city of Brampton, Ontario, Canada. Brampton is a city where many rich people live with houses starting at $500,000 and is not considered a ghetto or a "hood" Many rich youngsters in this area are usually very confused about their life and try to follow a hood/ghetto lifestyle. These youngsters usually that act like "gangsters" or "gangstaz" are usually/mostly of South Asian, Caribbean and sometimes white descent and act like gangstas repping the city of Toronto even though they are not from there. Many of these kids drive their parents cars, get money from their parents and buy things that portray them as gangstaz. Real hood youngins from Toronto consider Brampton "gangstas" as waste youtes and wannabes. Brampton "gangstas" usually have a distinct look to them. Many of them have multiple piercings on ears, eyebrows, nose, lip, nipple. They also go to the spa and line their eyebrows up alongside with skinny or baggy jeans that are sagging, irrelevent gang tattoos on their skin. Haircuts can be anything with bangs. The Brampton gangsta usually starts fights or "beef" but are scared of real gangs in Toronto. The average wannabe "gangsta" teen from Brampton speaks distinct form of slang like this:

Brampton Brampton Thug #1: Yo bro lets go to bramalea mall guy heard theres mad girls ova there yo!
Brampton Brampton Thug #2: Na guy i chopped two bitches over there yo i got shanked n shit still by dat girl Hardeeps brothers and shit still

Brampton Brampton Thug #1: Fuck dawgg imma blood n shit yo *does ugly crip walk*

by rEALDUDE101 July 19, 2013