black betty
black betty by Swifttech July 14, 2004
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black betty by itsbetsyh August 13, 2015
Black Betty
Black Betty by TheEagle123 February 3, 2026
Black Betty's smile
A wonderful, magical blend of Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola combined (and concealed) within a container that is specifically designated to hold soda, so as to prevent anyone other than the imbiber from knowing what exactly is being consumed.
Often used at an individual's place of employment when he/she needs that unique and special pick-me-up.
Often used at an individual's place of employment when he/she needs that unique and special pick-me-up.
Damn, bro...this will be my eighth day in a row working without a day off at this God-forsaken place -- I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I could use some Black Betty's smile.
No worries, bro! I'll brew you up a smile when I run to the gas station right now!
...marry me?
No worries, bro! I'll brew you up a smile when I run to the gas station right now!
...marry me?
Black Betty's smile by Kyle "Premier" March 17, 2011
The Black Betty
An ancient Chinese ritual of song and dance before the sacrifice on a young marsupial. This usually happens every 1000 years on the Western outskirts of China. People of all ages and races attend the ceremony...not many marsupials attend though because of the fact they do not want to be sacrificed.
Yesterday my grandfather, Xing Xing Dong Xing, and I attended the Black Betty ceremony. I was so disgusted after they used a tweezer and a hair brush to pick all the hair off the marsupial we had to leave.
The Black Betty by I Enjoy Long Walks on the Dick June 3, 2010
Black Out Betty
When someone drinks an intense amount of alcohol, they can black out and seemingly turn into a different person. That person is Betty.
Dude, I didn't make out with 5 guys last night.. that was Black Out Betty.
Are you hanging out with Betty tonight?
No, I'm not drinking liquor.
Betty likes to smoke weed and cheat on her boyfriend.
I am a calm person, but Betty likes to fight people.
Hey, what were you talking about when I saw you last night? I think you were speaking a different language.
Oh.. that wasn't me you spoke to.. that was Betty.
Are you hanging out with Betty tonight?
No, I'm not drinking liquor.
Betty likes to smoke weed and cheat on her boyfriend.
I am a calm person, but Betty likes to fight people.
Hey, what were you talking about when I saw you last night? I think you were speaking a different language.
Oh.. that wasn't me you spoke to.. that was Betty.
Black Out Betty by iloveliquor May 5, 2009
crack back betty
AN OLDER AGED WOMAN USUALLY LIVING IN EAST COUNTY OUT OF A WHITE MINI VAN. ADDICTED TO SELLING YOUR JUNK "COME UPS" & WHISTLING.
SHE IS USUALLY INCOHERENT TO NORMAL SOCIETY & WHEN CONVERSING WITH HERSELF SHE STILL TENDS TO MAKE NO SENSE. NOTHING SHE DOES HAS A PURPOSE EXCEPT FOR THE WIGGLING; YOU CANT HELP BUT GRAB A SEAT & WATCH UNTIL SHE VANISHES ON HER 10 SPEED.
DO NOT GET TO CLOSE OR FEED, THEY ARE KNOWN FOR BITING.
SHE IS USUALLY INCOHERENT TO NORMAL SOCIETY & WHEN CONVERSING WITH HERSELF SHE STILL TENDS TO MAKE NO SENSE. NOTHING SHE DOES HAS A PURPOSE EXCEPT FOR THE WIGGLING; YOU CANT HELP BUT GRAB A SEAT & WATCH UNTIL SHE VANISHES ON HER 10 SPEED.
DO NOT GET TO CLOSE OR FEED, THEY ARE KNOWN FOR BITING.
I RAN INTO CRACK BACK BETTY @ 315 THIS MORNING. I THOUGHT I HERD TWO PEOPLE ARGUING BUT REALLY I SAW THAT IT WAS ONLY HER....
crack back betty by LIVNSAUCEY August 22, 2011