benchwarmer

When you warm the bench with your weak, incompetent ass.

He is such a benchwarmer. At least, his ass warms the bench.

by admondaba January 14, 2011

bitchariffic

A mix between terrific and bitchin'. bitchariffic is more bitchin' than terrific.

Gangsta #1: Yo, that's bitchin'.
Gangsta #2: Screw that. That's bitchariffic, yo!

by pulong! May 11, 2010

bitchformative

providing useful or interesting information in a bitchy way.

Me: That was a very bitchformative e-mail reply, BJ!
BJ: Yeah, the long e-mail approach wasn't getting through to her and she's on my nerves today.

by jeivii August 29, 2016

bitcharooneytoony

A bitch who is not like most bitches, but the worst of them all

Check this BITCHAROONEYTOONY out, aren't they the WORST!!!!

by achichanega September 26, 2019

Bitchmark

-verb: sleeping with a teacher or professor with the apparent intent of getting a better mark on a paper or exam. When student-initiated, often orchestrated with the same cunning characteristic of the Machiavellian German statesman Otto von Bismarck.

Kaz: How did Lucida do so well on her economics test?
Harmony: Oh, she fully bitchmarked Mr Jones.
Kaz: Makes sense. She's scheming like that.
Harmony: Ya, and hot.

OR

Ms Tululia: Hey Armand, wanna bitchmark tonight? I'll give you 100 on your IB extended essay.
Armand: Um, you're 60 years old, woman, but ya, I'll bitchmark, I need the marks, bitch.

by Jorgitooo February 9, 2009

benchwarmer

someone who does not play because either

-Their Coaches are fucking retards and dont like them
-Others kids ahve the coaches balls in their mouth
-they are terrible
-

Benchwarmer means

1. "how come bob doesnt play?"
"because he told coach john to go fuck himself"

2. "Why does anthony play over bob?"
"because anthony has the coaches cock in his mouth"

3. "How come billy hasnt played yet?"
"Because he is fat and terrible"

by abcedfefefefe May 3, 2006

Benchwarmer

Benchwarmer is:
1) In sport, when player is not playing because he is on replacement.
2) In life, when someone is not trying to reach something in the goal of life

1) Defoe is not playing because he is on replacement, today will play Roman Pavlyuchenko.
2) He have not realised this plan because he is not doing somethig for that. Benchwarmer!

by maxeQ January 31, 2009