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Verbal Bitchslap

When someone shit-talks you so bad that you felt a literal slap with their words
My friend Will verbally Bitchslapped me earlier

Those unkind words felt like a Verbal Bitchslap
by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019
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bitchslap

To slap someone (particularly but not necessarily female) who is being rude or nasty, perhaps screaming a lot (i.e., being a bitch). The idea is to get them to calm down and behave. It doesn't necessarily mean you really hit the person; there is such a thing as a verbal bitchslap.
Did you see how Rush Limbaugh stopped spewing that right-wing Nazi bullshit after Howard Zinn bitchslapped him on national television?
by Bluejay May 8, 2004
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He-Man Bitchslap

Power bitchslap to the face. Must have a big windup and delivered with such force the intended targets head is snapped sideways. Usually handed out by a very pissed off person or big muscley beefcake. Sound of the slap can be heard down the street. Hard enough to pop eyeballs from the sockets and loosen teeth.
That was no ordinary bitchslap. That was a He-Man bitchslap.
by Taylz March 17, 2014
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Logical bitchslap

To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.
Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...

Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...

Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
by JSchZBetoipi March 28, 2010
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B-More Bitchslap

Very Similar to the Harlem Bitchslap, but the only difference is leaving the condom unknotted so that some of its contents spills on the face of the female on the receiving end of the slap.
by Tigi- tigi-tiger woods ya'll January 23, 2005
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bitchslapp

after meeting an individual who is being a bitch towards you, the receiver of the bitchyness will say:

"bitches don't make real friends"
A: "I was talking to Jackie the other day and she gave me a one word answer and then turned her back to me, so I had to bitchslapp her."
by Fake Name 203 March 29, 2010
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jamaican bitchslap

The jamaican art of licking the back of your hand and winding up with a full body backhand to your targets face.
I did a superman over the pool table and I shorted it, however upon rising I delivered a jamaican bitchslap sending him flying into the wall.
by Auch07 December 16, 2007
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