Bisatch

Another term used to describe a punk ass sissy bitch. Frequently used by people cooler than those that use biatch.

I heard the other day that Governor Ahnuld whines like a little bisatch if he doesn't get his weekly pedicure.
Terminate THIS you bisatch.

by Glad I don't live in Cali. October 24, 2003

Biathlon

The greatest drinking game that people may also know has bobsled or tobongo. There are two teams lined up facing each other across two ends of a beer pong-sized table. Set up beer pong cups on each end. Player 1 shoots while a person on their team, player 2, stands across from them relaying the ball back until player 1 makes a cup. Player 2 drinks then hands to player 3 to flip (like in flip cup) and to x many other players to flip, and the last person the flip, let's say Player 4, takes Player 1s spot to shoot next. Player 1 moves to Player 2s spot to relay. And continue all the way through until one team makes all the cups.

Person #1: “yo! Wanna play caps or beer pong?”
Person #2: “nah that’s lame. Let’s play Biathlon! The mother of all drinking games”
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“And on the fourth day, God created Biathlon.” - Book of Genesis

by chargedgirlz May 25, 2018

biathalon

Ski in circles, shoot at shit. Ski in circles, shoot at shit.

Do you have a gun? Do you have skis? Do you have too much free time? Welcome to biathalon.

by Guy Athalon February 16, 2010

Urban Biathlon

Far more accessible than the winter and summer Olympic Biathlons, an Urban Biathlon is riding a bicycle 10 miles, stopping at a batting cage for 20 pitches, and then repeating 4 times, for a total 50 mile ride and possible 100 hits. Lowest time and highest number of hits wins.

My friends and I got drunk on Saturday afternoon and invented the urban biathlon, biking dangerously through traffic, and then hitting things at the local baseball batting cage. I ended up finishing in 3 hours with 70 hits, but my friend Anne won with 2 hours 50 minutes and 71 hits. Suck!

by MaoTseDan August 28, 2007

biathlete

an individual, usually a female, simultaneously engaged in vaginal and anal sex.

related: biathlon

Carry is such a biathlete. Just the other day, Ben and his brother Jerry were fucking her at the same time.

by bo hoo January 5, 2008

Hackney Biathlon

Hackney biathlon

Mate did you hear bout Johno? He got himself shot in a Hackney biathlon last night.... Geez what dat mean ? Bruv it's a drive by shootin init ..

by williewumpkin May 5, 2018

biathlon

the act of engaging in vaginal and anal sex at the same time. usually pertaining to a female and involving at least three individuals.

related: biathlete

Sherry was doing a biathlon with Ben and Jerry.

by bo hooo January 5, 2008