Birthday Sex 

The sex which gets Lindsay pregnant

"Damn, she is looking fat!"
"She just had some birthday sex"

"Aw the baby is so cute! What is his name?
"Birfday sexx"

"Welcome the the abortion clinic. What's hood nigga"
"I have a birthday sex problem..."

Birthday Sex by big black sexy daddy h April 13, 2010

birthday sex 

the best birthday present. Usually involving 1 or more hookers.

My mom got me the birthday sex and I was satisfied. I always anticipate my birthdays in the future hoping for this present.

birthday sex by niccos May 12, 2008

Birthday sex 

What I HOPE A NANCY DIDN'T GIVE MY MAN

I'm gonna give my mouth to Calendario on some birthday sex. Triple threat actually.

Birthday sex by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

birthday sex 

when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born

"Your birthday sex has been declined"

birthday sex by Vita Smart November 28, 2022

Birthday Sex Syndrome 

This is a condition that occurs as a result of one person having a birthday. The song "Birthday Sex" will play in one's head the entire day, nonstop, and cannot be cured. this condition is made several times worse if the said person doesn't actually have sex on his Birthday.

Bill was found in his room, in the fetal position, screaming," I HATE YOU JERIMIAH" ... Birthday Sex Syndrome has claimed another victim.

Birthday Sex Syndrome by BirthdayGoneBad July 13, 2010

Late Birthday sex 

if due to unforeseen circumstances if birthday sex isnt given upon someones birthday then late birthday sex is permitable because of the previous mentioned circumstances. now late birthday sex is exactly the same as birthday sex just on a different day than the persons actual birthday

Guy is extremely sick on his birthday. So girl cant give guy birthday sex without getting sick. So this girl decides to give guy late birthday sex. problem solved.

Late Birthday sex by gratspike February 27, 2011

Postponed Birthday Sex 

to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!

He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.

Postponed Birthday Sex by melissayy! June 22, 2011