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birmingham girling

a Birmingham Girling is a 'Mug Bet' a person placing a bet on something which has no chance of winning.
'I made a Birmingham Girling bet because I was drunk, I bet $50 on Tiger Woods winning gold in the Olympics freestyle swimming'

'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'
by GamblersRamblers December 30, 2013
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Birdman

A great thinker of the 21st century who has many stories. Best known for his YouTube channel debating feminism is one of his most popular subject
Did you see Birdman's new video
by Birdman is king May 29, 2019
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birdman army

A force of 500,000 set on the goal of equality and expelling groups such as Eugenes, Eugenias, and the feminist movement.
Thanks to the Birdman Army, Eugenes can't wear backpacks into schools.
by Cole Strange December 11, 2016
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Birdman

The most savage and funniest person you can meet. He will always give you his honest opinion and make it sound funny.
When Birdman roasts you, you know you're fucking pathetic.
by The Yin and Yang Dragon December 7, 2018
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Birmingham, MI

A city in Michigan. One of the richest cities in the entire country. We all talk on I-phones, drive in SUV's and Porshes, and break the laws without even caring.

Where teenagers take over the city until 10 PM on weekends, try to act 'ghetto', go try out thousand dollar dresses for fun on weekends, and where there are no pageants but everyone acts like life is a beauty pagent.

There are many summer swim clubs, all with rivalries, nearly everyone owns a pair of UGG's and a North Face, and all the girls typically either figure skate or horseback ride.

Most moms stay at home, and kids don't go to school beacuse they don't 'feel like it'. There are often repeated names, most moms nearly run over someone at one point, and people act like wearing Forever 21 is like wearing Goodwill. A trip to Florida for a week is frowned upon, while Europe is the most popular destination.

The addictions here are brand names, popularity, and boyfriend addicts.

I would know. I live here.
Anna: "Hey, didn't you go to Birmingham, MI this weekend?"
Claire: "Yeah. It's like the Westchester of Michigan!"
by Princess_Marie April 5, 2011
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Birmingham Telephone Call

When you insert a cell-phone set to vibrate into a woman's vagina and then call her number.
No vibrator? A Birmingham telephone call will do.
by Antonymous1234143 April 10, 2010
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Birdminton

A game played in an inclosed area where blunt objects such as badminton rackets, tennis rackets, etc. are used to kill birds. The game is usually played in a garage or a large barn with many birds and several players. The use of flashlights and dogs is also permitted in most states with the exception of California, Rhode Island and Michigan.
"Those fucking sparrows shit all over my car again. I think it's time we play a little Birdminton."
by steviewonder February 3, 2009
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