Whale Biologist

Somebody who studies or observes modern day feminists.

I heard Brian recently became a Whale Biologist, we should talk to him.

by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017

Marine Biologist

The normal looking guy who is going after the drunk fat chick.

Hey Chad, look at the whale over there?
Looks like a marine biologist is already studying her.

by thewoodster June 29, 2014

marine biologist

a totally sad job that involves looking at ugly fish and saying"It is a female siamese ridgeback red angelfish, extremely rare." it is almost as bad as being a newspaper boy in a wheel chair, or maybe worse.

"Hey, whats your job?"
"I'm a marine biologist"
"What's that over there"
He then legs it

by Chloe we'ate er June 22, 2009

Biologist

A person that doesn't know what there going to do when they go to college. They also study living things and are horrible at drinking alcohol.

Look at that guy over there he must be a biologist he can't hold down a shot if his life depended on it.

by Frrank October 23, 2011

Bikelist

Exactly the same as a cyclist just on a bike

"Look there is a Bikelist!"

by QueenoftheSkies March 20, 2021

BikeList

To list a bike for sale online.

Richard: "I don't really use my bike anymore. It's just taking up space."
Jane: "Just BikeList it and get rid of it."

by danistan June 22, 2022

armchair biologist

a person who only cares about biology when they wish to invalidate trans people … likely never engaged in biology class beyond that cheat sheet they made for their ninth grade final exam.

“These anti-trans bills are the latest wet dream of armchair biologists who love saying, ‘trans women are men’. Yes, we get it - you think we’re hot, and that scares you.”

by MotherStarling March 15, 2023