Bifurcating

When the stream of urine flowing out of a penis splits into two, making it harder for the male operating the penis to direct the flow propely into the toilet.

While taking a piss yesterday morning Joe bifurcated, causing him to spill urine on the toilet seat. He quickly proceeded to clean up so his girlfriend wouldn't hassle him for the next 722 years. "Goddamn bifurcating" thought Joe

by Matt AKA Percival July 13, 2015

Bifurcate

The word used when wishing there were two BK's in the world.

How I wish we could bifurcate BK. Although I'm not sure the world could handle it.

by Princess Smith November 24, 2010

Anal Bifurcation

A term used to describe the act of anal sex when the penis is much larger then the anal opening, and the potential for injury to the anus is likely.

"Do you see that sweet thing walking funny over there? She's suffering from anal bifurcation after spending the night with me!"

by WeDefyU April 20, 2018

Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary

A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.

"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."

by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 16, 2023

Quadrilateral Bifurcated

To get faded

Work is over and I can't wait to go home and get quadrilateral bifurcated

by West broadway columbia mo August 12, 2021

Bifurcated Porn Syndrome (BPS)

an anit-social humanoid who finds themselves to be a culinary connoisseur.

"That person clearly has Bifurcated Porn Syndrome (BPS), check your food for hair!"

by ESC. May 28, 2015

Bifurcating

No?

Hym "bifurcating it didn't work? Huh... I mean, I want to say you were doing it wrong but whatever. You're the expert I guess..."

by Hym Iam January 15, 2024