middleman

1. An induvidual who specialises in the procurment of illict produce, and characterised by the devotion to the concept of minimal profit for maximal effort. Often associated with degen types.

Conal McKone: "Hey I need a tacktack yo"
Gerald Benson: "Go see Middleman he will sort you out!"
Middleman: CHUR

by ffmmmmfmm September 27, 2005

Middleman's Salute

To flip one the bird, usually from a fired worker to their superior as a last "fuck you". More emphasis on one's extreme hate can be expressed by using both hands.

John: My boss fired me today, right in front of everyone.

Mike: Shit, man! What did you do?

John: I gave him the middleman's salute and got the hell out.

Mike: Pwnage.

by Twyzted Snake April 14, 2009

bickleman

A name for the secretion that leaks from ones genitals when they have intercourse after not showering for at least a month. This specific seepage has an odor so strong it is smelled throughout the neighborhood, and can only be removed with industrial cleaners and prayer. In severe cases, amputation of all affected body parts may be necessary.

Always use a condom when sleeping with unclean people, or you could end up with Bickleman.

by Mike Oxtinks December 28, 2020

Middleman Card

the middleman card occurs when you purchase drugs off a dealer for a friend/aquaintance after receiving the money for it.

the card is played when you demand a key and/or line of said narcotics as it was you who ran around and did all the hard work.

the middleman card is standard procedure, if your friend refuses then call him a next level dowie brea and slap him.

by magistratemanz December 1, 2010

Middleman

The middleman is the provider who buys from the producer of products to gain a product; not directly from the company that created it rather than just someone else selling the items they bought from the producers/company.

On Aliexpress if you are from the US and are buying products through Aliexpress you're cutting off the middleman.

by Dreameater August 18, 2016

middleman

Used in social situations, which a person tries to gain control by telling another person, information about another. Basically B tells A about C, or vice versa. The goal is to confuse the two, so that B will gain the upper hand in the social context, whether gaining approval or be seen as "cool"
Avoid them at all costs!
Also, to be used on who they think are "suckers" or to "gauge" or "test" for gullibility. Can anyone say Manipulator?!

B: "Hey, Lisa's having a birthday, you should come!"
C: (thinking to herself, why didn't A just invite me THEN?)
Really? Well, I don't really know her that well.
B: She'd want you there, really.
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(At the birthday)
A: Oh hey C. (surprised expression)
B: Hey, I heard from B it was your birthday!
C: (thinking to herself, hehe i was the middleman...suckers)

by ialreadyknowclueless August 14, 2010

biddleonia

A made up country used in early episodes of the TV show Hey, Hey it's Saturday.

Hello there, it's the president of Biddleonia here.

by discostu71 July 26, 2017