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babysitters club

Collective name for any group of lightweight bitches who nurse the same beer all night or warehouse beer like it ain't no thing. Members of this club often resort to faking drunk to not seem like a pussy in front of real drinkers.
Derives its name from a ridiculous book series for little girls.
Timmy: "Oh man, I'm SOOOOO wasted! I must have had at least 20 beers tonight!"
Steve: "Yeah, right! I've seen you warehousing like a mofo all night!"
Timmy: "Well what I mean is I took 15 shots before I even came here."
Steve: "BUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIT!!!"
Matt: (mocking Timmy) "RING, RING, RING! Hello...babysitters club! Timmy speaking! Oh of course I can babysit your beer tonight, Mrs. Johnson...but I can only handle one. If I get two beers in me I usually puke my pants. OK, sounds great. Toodles!"
by Nick D October 25, 2005
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babysitter worthy

Similar to Seinfeld’s Elaine’s term sponge-worthy.

This term is attributed to when a single mom must decide whether a date is worth the cost of a babysitter. If the planned date either 1) costs less than the cost of the babysitter or 2) the suitor is not highly desired; the single mom should decline.
He asked her her to dinner at a Vietnamese BYOB restaurant with a $20.00 buffet, she determined that the date was not babysitter worthy.

Rachel said Steve is babysitter worthy because he is fun and he takes her sailing.
by TheGoodTwin March 30, 2020
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babysitter's helper

NOUN:
Duct tape, used as a restraint, or for purposes of muffling human speech, cries, or screams.
"I couldn't get the kids to behave, so I threatened to use babysitter's helper on the little ankle-biters and they straightened right up."
"Some babysitter's helper across the mouth might get her to shut up."
by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006
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babysitter TV

The TV that watches your child while your child watches it.
If the Stones wrote "Mother's Little Helper" today, the song would have been about the babysitter TV.
by The_J_Man March 2, 2009
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built-in babysitter

A older child or grandparent that is expected to babysit often
You have a 18 year old daughter that is expected to be a built-in babysitter and watch a younger sibling even though she already has plans
by ldjfreeze December 30, 2013
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babysitters club

Baby sitters club is when you have a group of friends who can designate another to watch over you when you party so hard you cannot be responsible for yourself. You need a babysitter to make sure you either get home, get back to your hotel, dont lose your purse or wallet, dont drive drunk, dont buy a hooker, dont lose all your money gambling, dont get kicked out of the club, dont throw up in public, dont fall asleep in the bathroom, dont spill cranberry and vodka on your white shirt, dont poop your pants, dont get busted for possession, dont make bill cosby faces, etc
Moses: Matt, how are you doing at Blackjack.
Matt: I'm winning!
Moses: Ok lets go everyone is ready to go to Drai's now.
Matt: No, im winning and im going to win more.
Moses: No, you designated me as your babysitter, and as a member of babysitters club, i am here to tell you to go, so lets go.

Matt: Ok.

Without babysitter:

Matt: No, you go without me.
(Next day)
Moses: How did you do last night?
Matt: I lost it all back and more. Why did you tell me to go with you?
Moses: I wasnt your babysitter last night...
Matt: :(
by Spngr98 April 22, 2011
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Boston babysitter

It's when a guy purposefully cums in or on a girls eyes, then leaves the room. Leaving her to "watch" the kids.
He gave me a Boston Babysitter. As he ran out he yelled "here's a ten for the trouble!"
by Steit RavenCloud December 21, 2009
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