Describes someone who has bi-winning disorder. The belief that you have an innate ability to win at everything you put your mind to, regardless of the actual reality of the situation.
This state of mind is marked by a manic optimism. Even if everything suddenly goes to shit, it doesn't matter. Because you are incapable of losing.
This state of mind is marked by a manic optimism. Even if everything suddenly goes to shit, it doesn't matter. Because you are incapable of losing.
1. 'I'm bi-winning - I win here and I win there. Now what?'
2. Person 1: 'That guy's lost his wife, his career, and his hit tv-sitcom, and is almost certain to end his days poor and alone, having blown all his money on drugs and porn stars. So why is he so optimistic?' Person 2: 'Because he's biwinning, that's why.'
2. Person 1: 'That guy's lost his wife, his career, and his hit tv-sitcom, and is almost certain to end his days poor and alone, having blown all his money on drugs and porn stars. So why is he so optimistic?' Person 2: 'Because he's biwinning, that's why.'
by kibblesworth March 08, 2011
by I'mBi-winning March 14, 2011
Chad: Wow Charlie Sheen just went on a 36 hour cocaine bender. He must be bi-winning.
Paul: Yeah he makes Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy eyed armless children. He's got tiger blood man.
Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
Paul: Yeah he makes Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy eyed armless children. He's got tiger blood man.
Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
by brochillbro March 04, 2011
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Winning in any circumstance or occasion.
I'm bi-winning... I win here, I win there
by Blackstar678 March 04, 2011
Winning at multiple subjects.
A word coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with Good Morning America. When asked about the possibility of having Bipolar disorder, Sheen responded, "I'm Bi-Winning! I win here, I win there".
A word coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with Good Morning America. When asked about the possibility of having Bipolar disorder, Sheen responded, "I'm Bi-Winning! I win here, I win there".
I'm Bi-winning! I win here, I win there!
by Con'Cepciona YoungMoneySwagga March 03, 2011
To reach a level of mania that allows you transcend the terrestrial realm.
To have one speed. One gear. Go.
Only one human has ever been known to sucessfully do this; Charlie Sheen, The Tiger Blooded Adonis.
Among the powers that come with the state of being bi-winning are; the ability to have multiple female sex slaves live in your bed, the capacity to express phrases that no mortal could ever have come up with on their own and to do so with absolutely no preperation, and the capacity to do copious amounts of mind altering substances without any long term addiction simply because they are a paltry substitute to the drug that is oneself.
To try to mimick the state of bi-winning without tiger blood pumping through your system will lead to death and face melting.
To have one speed. One gear. Go.
Only one human has ever been known to sucessfully do this; Charlie Sheen, The Tiger Blooded Adonis.
Among the powers that come with the state of being bi-winning are; the ability to have multiple female sex slaves live in your bed, the capacity to express phrases that no mortal could ever have come up with on their own and to do so with absolutely no preperation, and the capacity to do copious amounts of mind altering substances without any long term addiction simply because they are a paltry substitute to the drug that is oneself.
To try to mimick the state of bi-winning without tiger blood pumping through your system will lead to death and face melting.
by Elided Ego March 08, 2011