jeff bezos

Bald dude that runs Amazon

Jeff Bezos is the founder and CEO of Amazon.com.

by Jesus McNugget July 8, 2017

benzo'd

Under the influence of benzodiazepines. Such as Clonazepam, Diazepam, Alprazolam ect.

Bro I'm so benzo'd up, walking in circles feels fucking amazing.

by themadhata April 6, 2011

Jeff Bezos

Part-robot who employs the largest number of people in poverty and kills his employees

Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted

by novelty16 June 2, 2018

Benzodiazepenis

Erectile disfunction as a result of benzodiazepine use.

Guy 1: Man, last night I couldn't get it up. I had a bad case of whiskey dick.

Guy 2: You think you have it bad? I have to take xanax every day for my panic attacks. I've had benzodiazepenis for the last 3 years!

by Jebus T. Awesome October 31, 2015

Bezos Butler

A robotic butler that will do whatever you tell it to do, available from Amazon, which has the head of Jeff Bezos and the body of an old-school man-bot.

I be getting me a smiling and wacky-lookin’ Bezos Butler soon to be answering the front door and take packages sent to me by Amazon!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021

Bezzed

Originating from Middlesbrough, England

The act of getting intoxicated through the use of alcohol or recreational drugs to the point of not being aware that one has soiled themselves violently.

Man 1: Hey man, that ket is insane, I'm feeling pretty bezzed
Man 2: I can smell it from here, you twat

by MarkCorrigan January 8, 2014

Beazo

Real ass niggas! Doing drugs is what they love to do! Party boys who make money! (Instead of sayin "bro" you say "beazo")

Shootz den beazo!

by OH Beazo April 9, 2017