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jeff bezos

Bald dude that runs Amazon
Jeff Bezos is the founder and CEO of Amazon.com.
by Jesus McNugget July 8, 2017
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benzo'd

Under the influence of benzodiazepines. Such as Clonazepam, Diazepam, Alprazolam ect.
Bro I'm so benzo'd up, walking in circles feels fucking amazing.
by themadhata April 6, 2011
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Jeff Bezos

Part-robot who employs the largest number of people in poverty and kills his employees
Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
by novelty16 June 2, 2018
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Benzodiazepenis

Guy 1: Man, last night I couldn't get it up. I had a bad case of whiskey dick.

Guy 2: You think you have it bad? I have to take xanax every day for my panic attacks. I've had benzodiazepenis for the last 3 years!
by Jebus T. Awesome October 31, 2015
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Bezos Butler

A robotic butler that will do whatever you tell it to do, available from Amazon, which has the head of Jeff Bezos and the body of an old-school man-bot.
I be getting me a smiling and wacky-lookin’ Bezos Butler soon to be answering the front door and take packages sent to me by Amazon!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021
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bezos binge fucked

The disappointment one feels after binging a season of a great show on Amazon Prime only to learn that Jeff Bezos wants $8.99 and a subscription to some worthless add-on service before you can see season 2.
Dude, did you watch “The Bridge?”
Dude, I got hooked on season one but El Jeffe wanted $11.99 per episode for season 2…Bezos Binge Fucked, once again…I’ll watch Arctic Circle next…
by M.U.L.E. 4 Evs April 23, 2022
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Benzophenyl bromide

Benzophenyl bromide is diphenylmethyl bromide. It is used as an intermediate to the synthesis of Modafinil, Adrafinil, and N-Methyl-Modafinil.
Tony: I synthesized Modafinil by using Benzophenyl Bromide.
by CognitiveFuel July 16, 2023
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