Bossplain

When your employer explains something to you and you just have to sit there and take it like a bitch because they pay you. The subject Bossplained is typically common knowledge dropped like it's profound and being said for the first time ever, an arbitrary matter of opinion, or a correction where your employer has limited knowledge or is simply wrong.

"God damn it, I just mentioned taking my kid to the soccer game and Steve bossplained to me that soccer is the incorrect word for the sport and that everywhere except for the United States, where we live, calls it football. I don't think that dipshit has ever been to another country"

by Taurwell February 20, 2021

Boysplaining

A word to dismiss opposition from children.

Also, when you're such a rabid cunt that you attack children for not subscribing to your insane worldview.

"This 5 year old keeps saying that men paying women for past oppression isn't fair because it's not every man's fault", said the tumblr user.
"Ignore him, he's just boysplaining", replied the circlejerk userbase.

by johnmccainthecapedcrusader October 10, 2017

Barsplain

L.p. When you have to explain basic bar ettiquete and recipes to drunk sixty year olds who revert to toddler status after one vodka soda

I had to barsplain why a gin and coke doesn't go together

by Gender_theft April 6, 2022

Botsplaining

When an AI chatbot confidently gives wrong information

The chatbot is botsplaining again

by rtd123 December 8, 2022

mensplaining

Mensplaining is the attempts by society to explain why men are the way they are that are not correct. The real reason's that men are struggling in the 21st Century is due to lack of father's and positive male role models in their lives which has led to a generation of immature men who lack character and direction. An African proverb says "If we do not initiate our sons they will burn down the village to feel the heat", correctly identifying the real reason men become violent and or depressed. Lack of positive male influences in their lives who can shape their character, show them what it means to be a mature man, and answer their hearts core question "Am I a man?".

Examples of mensplaining:

"Men are pigs because of toxic masculinity",
"Men abuse women because they are morally corrupt"
"Men are violent because they want to dominate others"

by pugsrule June 18, 2020

bronsplaining

Bronsplaining, also known as lebronsplaining. When you make up excuses for Lebron James losing or why you think he's the GOAT (greatest of all time).

You: Lebron hasn't bening playing defense this year.

Friend: Bro...he cant do everything. Hes allowed to take a rest.

You: Stop bronsplaining. That's a terrible excuse.

by Rick Urban July 20, 2018

Bandsplaining

When someone goes above and beyond to illustrate they know more about a band than someone who has expressed interest in that band, especially with a condescending tone or attitude .

"I see you have a Motorhead shirt on. I bet you cant name 3 songs off the Inferno album . See, most people only know Ace of Spades, but....."

(This person was bandsplaining to someone else )

Second definition: when you ask a band what kind of music they play and they go on for 10 minutes, listing obscure bands and saying how you'll never really understand it until you listen to their album.

E.g- Chad: what kind of music does your band play?

Tim: we're like a mixture of punk and country, with a little jazz/reggae. We have some tones of Johnny Cash from '72-73, plus some hints of Zanphire. But like his B-side stuff, not his popular/mainstream stuff. But that doesnt really explain it all the way.

Tim is bandsplaining. Second definition submitted by Chris Jacobs

by Eedwards7891 December 1, 2018