benoit

The nicest, sweetest and most trustworthy person one can meet. Sometimes, however, he can be a pain in the ass and very stubborn. On top of that, his scathing sarcasm is just too hard to understand. He pretends that he doesn’t like monkeys but deep down he just adores them!

He's really a Benoit! The nicest person I ever met

by benske May 14, 2015

benoit

To kill oneself in a violent manner. Also used to kill oneself and their immediate family.

See also Banoit which is used to tell one to go out in a blaze of glory by disrupting a forum or chatroom with inappropriate material.

Go benoit yourself
benoit self
benoit yourself now

by balzak August 30, 2007

benoit

To kill or be killed by some manner of suffocation, i.e. hanging or choke hold. Typically the result of rage, and or a retarded child.

Son, if you don't shut your mouth I'm gonna benoit you and your mother, retard.

by Chriss Benoit July 31, 2007

benoit

to strangle or smother someone to death for no apparent reason.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to BENOIT a bitch?

by Ron Hunt July 30, 2007

benoit

to take steriods, become a massive professional wrestler, get married, have kids, go mad, kill your kids, then your wife, then shoot yourself.

going to school makes me want to benoit myself, i would rather do all that then go to school, that is unholy dedication!

by wrestling fan...not! November 19, 2007

to benoit

to go completely bonking mad off your tits, and kill a lot of people, while under the influence of steroids, pain killers, and anti depressants.

if that prick doesnt fuck off, im fucking going to benoit him and his entire fucking family.

by norman osborn August 19, 2007

Benoit

A verb meaning to inject your family (or one member of your family/girlfriend) with steroids and then kill them via suffocation, strangling, or potentially bodyslamming. Followed by possibly hanging yourself.

(Shae): "Man, my girl pissed me off!"

(Al): "Soooo, whatcha do?"

(Shae):"I had to Benoit her ass man!"

by Big Vanilla August 8, 2007