Benjamin Button

When you fuck a girl the first night you meet her and then each subsequent night she regresses to smaller degrees of sexual contact.

Hey, are you still fucking that blonde?
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.

by MTeasy October 26, 2011

Benjamin buttoned

Starting a relationship in reverse.

We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.

by Bonoz June 30, 2018

benjamin button

(Ben*ja*min-But*ton) The state of feeling like a damn, old ass man when your really young; Also when your still fairly young but your damn body is deteriorating like a fucking 80yr old

Yo bert! Your only fucking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your damn self!! Broken Bones!!..Torn fuckin ligaments!!...HA HA..You Benjamin Button MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

by bertabunand2 May 5, 2009

Benjamin button

Verb: the act of eating out a girl (ass or pussy) soo deep that it causes reverse aging by the process of reverse birth (i.e. Reentering the womb)

On this season of HBO girls, a dude benjamin buttoned Allison Williams.

by Gyc February 27, 2015

Benjamin Buttons

The act of dating all the siblings from one family, from oldest to youngest, and eventually marrying the youngest sibling.

Dude, is Tom going to pull a Benjamin Buttons? He only has one sister left.

by Hesspac June 13, 2019

Benjamin button

Verb: the act of eating out a girl (ass or pussy) soo deep that it causes reverse aging by the process of reverse birth (i.e. Reentering the womb)

On this season of HBO girls, a dude benjamin buttoned Allison Williams.

by Gyc February 27, 2015

Benjamin Buttons Penis

When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.

I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis

by TeaBaggins01 May 23, 2016