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beast of birkenhead

the other name of junior the egomaniac aka “Junior Grimes”, when one refers to juniors monstrous and merciless nature then it is applicable to call him as he was born; a beast of birkenhead.

Junior grimes was raised in birkenhead, the filthiest and lowest part of the Mersey side. anyone that knows junior well enough knows that birkenhead is home for him as the sinful son References the Wirral (birkenhead duh) in alot of his songs.

The Beast of Birkenhead = junior grimes the forbidden one.....

The wirral part of the UK that junior calls his hometown even though they took him outta there to supposedly give him a “normal life” and look where that brought junior, missing home and longing to return as soon as possible......

If there’s ever an individual one can recognize as being the signature icon of a town then it’s junior grimes “the beast of birkenhead” as this young kid made his Mark on this world as the rejected son that rebelled against the world and follows his destiny rather than be like everybody else.

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Junior grimes is probably the best thing to come outta birkenhead which still isn’t saying much. And though even the people of that town disown junior as well he still has a sentimental attachment to his hometown.......

Junior Grimes, brit aussie actor and rapper/singer. Recognizes his hometown of birkenhead forevermore.

Junior Grimes the beast of birkenhead
Random scouser 1: oi you got another fag, mate?

Random underage chick: piss off I don’t smoke and I’m not your mate!

Random scouser: well lemme atleast pull your panties down , love

Random underage chick: oh I don’t know about that, your kinda filthy looking

Other scouser: wow darling your really disappointing the beast of birkenhead

Random underage chick: oh alrighty then let’s shag then , call it a threesome then?

**Both scouser proceed to sandwich said girl**

Junior the beast of birkenhead
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the beans are talkin’

Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.
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beast patch

An isolated patch of hair found anywhere on the body. Most common areas include the hands, back, chest, and pubic area on an unkept person.
Check out the beast patches on Jim's hands. Those make him look like a werewolf.
Check out the beast patch on that broad's vagina. I'll bet that smells like godzilla's breath. Bitch needs a shave!
by sciflyer.25 September 15, 2010
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Beansworth

A saucy creature who dwells in the northern regions of California. The Beansworth possesses many majestic powers, some of which include gracing the backs of weary travelers in need of healing with its gentle caress and shrieking to the sounds of "Crystal Blue Persuasion" and Minnie Riperton. The Beansworth enjoys concocting delicious treats for its nieces and lounging about in the negligee. The Beansworth is not alone in its endeavors, however for when there are reported Beansworth citing (a rare and momentous occasion for it is a stealthy, nocturnal mammal) it is often seen with its bearded companion known as the gruncle and a small, uni-balled beast with an under bite. The Beansworth may seem like a busy creature, but it still recognizes the value of relaxation from time to time. In moments of stress, the Beansworth will either venture to its backyard to dip itself in the swamps or luxuriate with preferred fine wines and cheeses. Don't be alarmed if you ever cross paths with this magnificent beast, for it means no harm. In fact, ready yourself for a warm embrace and a kiss. For that is how the Beansworth greets visitors, without fail. But be warned, the Beansworth does has an evil side. Never turn your back on it or it could be hell to pay.
Girl 1: OMG GUYS I SWEAR I JUST SAW A BEANSWORTH!!

Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??

Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*
by Beansworth Watcher August 16, 2012
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Freak Beast

A person (generally male), who, through a combination of genetic gifts and SERIOUS anabolic steroid abuse, has transcended bodybuilding entirely and is now on a new plane of existence. An entire section of the gym is set aside for this individual, who leaves his domain only to scare off lesser mortals and to eat concrete on jaw day.

He's Animal Planet. If you look carefully you can see the three inch hairs growing out of his back and the hooves that have replaced his feet. He goes to the veterinarian instead of the doctor.

To put it simply, this man exists to be big.
Sean: Look at the size of that asshole.

Jack: He's a goddam freak beast. Let's give him a wide birth, kay bruh?
by SnarkInTheGrass May 21, 2014
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Bro beans

This a nickname you call someone close and dear to you! This is only used for your inner circle or friends or significant other
Boy: hey bro beans, what cooking?

Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*

Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans
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hitting beans

a term used by people who actively self harm, used to describe cutting deep enough to expose the layer of fat underneath the skin. named after the fact that the bubbles of fat resemble beans.
"i don't get why people brag about hitting beans."
"i managed to hit beans before, but i had to get stitches afterwards so it wasn't really worth it."
by basedmarimo March 30, 2021
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