Ben Affleck 

When you rap tinfoil around your dick then put peanut butter and jelly on it then stick your dick in the toaster set on the dark setting and turn the toaster on.

I got super hammered the other day and when I woke up my dick was burnt, covered in tinfoil and peanut butter & jelly stuck in the toaster. I must have given myself a Ben Affleck agan.Why dose that keep happening?

Ben Affleck by MASTERBLASTER69 December 27, 2005

ben affleck 

quite possibly the most talentless actor in hollywood right now. I'd prefer to shove thick needles in my cock, than watch any of his shitty movies like daredevil or gigli. Just because your friends with a talented actor like Matt Damon, doesn't mean you yourself have any acting skill. I wish he would crash his car on I-95 and die...hes also a stupid red sox fan

Dude 1: Let's watch daredevil, it has jennifer garner in it!

Dude 2: no way man, it also has ben affleck...he sucks at acting, I wish he would die

ben affleck by Not a Wanker/Anti-Wanker March 11, 2008

Ben Affleck 

1. v. tr. To physically abuse a bystander or stranger in a an extremely violent fashion, often without an explicit reason.

2. v. tr. To break and enter into a stranger's home and mercilessly beat the shit out of him or her; typically concludes with a gunshot to each knee. As in the movie The Town.

1. I need to let off some steam; I think I'm going to Ben Affleck some poor bastard tonight.

Ben Affleck by Apophilius October 14, 2011

Ben Affleck 

The bomb in Phantoms

Affleck you da bomb in phantoms yo!

Ben Affleck by B. Affleck February 3, 2005

Ben Affleck 

A dead hooker in your trailer. for those of you that have seen Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

Dude, i just pulled an Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck by Kevin Smiths biggest fan February 14, 2009

Ben Affleck 

Ben Affleck (1971-) is an American actor famous for being in movies with his best buddy Matt Damon, but infamous for his relationship with Jennifer Lopez. He is currently married (as of the publication of this entry) to Jennifer Garner.

Because of the incessant media attention with Affleck's relationship with Lopez, people have begun to insult his craft needlessly, particularly his movie Gigli (2003) and pretty much every film he did after that one. They may have been box office and critical disasters, but no one really watched them anyway, so who actually knows how bad they are?

He also happens to have an unusually large head. Seriously. Too bad plastic surgery can't change that.

Janie: Why do you hate Ben Affleck?
Sara: Because he's the biggest douche in Hollywood.
Janie: How do you know that?
Sara: I read it in the tabloids... er, I mean newspaper.
Janie: Riiiiiiiiight.

Ben Affleck by Camnation January 8, 2007

Ben Affleck 

A term commonly referred to generize all "white" males.

"You white, you Ben Affleck!"

Ben Affleck by JKILLFROMDAU May 9, 2020