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The Belgian Gift

The rumor that Belgians are extremely well endowed. Largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. The average size for a male's penis worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.

See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.
Girl 1: "I hear Jacques has the Belgian Gift."
Girl 2: "Yea I know, I hear its over 10in long!"
by Joos V. August 10, 2006
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Hot Belgian Waffles

A substitute for swearing, used on the disney XD television show Gravity Falls to stand in for swearing.
by Danny Do Shit May 30, 2016
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Belgian Vuvuzela

When a girl gives a guy a blumpkin in a porta-potty
Bulfinch shocked the world when August's mom gave him a Belgian Vuvuzela after soccer practice
by Charlie Sheeen October 21, 2011
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Belgian Fries

The way French Fries should be called since fries are a belgian thing rather than being called Freedom fries
French people like to make jokes about Belgian people and they often mention that they make fries. for example they like to make fun of their accent by saying "a fry one time!"
by FrenchLascar187 February 11, 2004
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belgian dip

the art of covering one's nose with foam while drinking a capuccino as demonstrated by Dr. Evil in the Spy Who Shagged Me.
No. 2- Dr. Evil you have foam on your nose. Dr.Evil- That's how we do it in Belgium, it's called a Belgian Dip.
by Super Guatemala Man February 18, 2008
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Beltin

Means something extraodinry and cool
Aww that game was beltin
by Tash masta January 29, 2005
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cheeky belgian giggle wank

A belgian tradition of wanking and giggling at the same time because pornhub is just that hilarious
why is mark laughing alone in his room?
Because hes having a cheeky belgian giggle wank.
by sexygordon November 24, 2011
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