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Belter

Used in Australia, particularly amongst military and emergency services circles, to describe a person who tries to, and at the same time actually believes that they, fit in with and are liked by the people around them, when in fact everyone thinks they are a pathetic loser, weirdo, tryhard, dumbcunt, fuckwit, or all of the above.
*Cop covers the interior of his car in random morale patches.
Belter cop's thoughts: "Everyone likes and respects me as a professional police officer."
Every other cops' thoughts: "What a fucking belter."
by RealSlang February 17, 2021
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Beltpiss

The so-annoying loosening of your belt that ends up interfering the piss flow and thereby giving it a whole new, random and really "wet-panting" result
A: Dude, WtF happened in there? look at ur pants...

B: Remember that belt Jill gave me for my bd last week.

A: yeah... so?.

B: Beltpiss.

A: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... hold my belt i need to go now.
by Darkmaggedon October 5, 2009
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beltified

The act of being owned, shown up, burned, or outright embarrassed by someone of superior stature.
The Pittsburgh Steelers were beltified by Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews during the post game celebration at Super Bowl 45.

Aaron Rodgers used his superior NFL skills to beltify Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears.
by leeb52 May 9, 2011
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bestei

Bestei is someone who will always tell the truth to their Bestei, they both respect each other and they are legends together.
Sarah is my Bestei
by Bob69967 July 22, 2018
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Belted

A stage of drunkenness between hammered and shit-faced. Not full blacked out but passes browning out.
Matt was Belted last night
by Gahr May 22, 2021
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bible beltee

A member of the bible belt.

One who dwells in the realm of mental slavery.
A WASP, jingoistic, ethnocentric, fascitic, megalomaniac, fundamentalist, Jesus freak, ignorant, republican, and missing the good ol' Confederate States of American when cotton pickers could properly do their job without being freed by those darned yankees.
Praaaaaise the Lord ! For he shall give y'all bible beltees a new jerUSAlem !
by jfp & Jordan February 7, 2008
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belter

Man, she is a belter
by speedismyfriend November 4, 2005
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