Bell End

Derogotary: Useless person

"Why don't you shut up, you bell-end?"

A bit like telling someone they're a cock.

by Gerry May 02, 2003

Bell End

1. The end of a male's/transexual's penis.
2. Also uesd as an insult like "Dick head"

Commonly used by Ali-G in his movie and tv shows

1. "dude, check out my bell end its swollen from being kicked by my ex the other day"

2. "shut up you fucking bell end thats a stupid idea"

by Dyldo Baggins May 18, 2009

Bell End

The West Stand of the City of Manchester Stadium - named after former Manchester City player Colin Bell

"Stick your Bell end up your arse" - Manchester United fans

by Mike F November 13, 2003

bell-end

My neighbour is one. And so is her entire family. They are known as a flock of Bell-ends.

"Oi, you're all Bell-ends". This is an example of me saying hello to the family next door.

by sebastian johansonson January 15, 2006

bell ends

late night skran

Maggie darling we need to pop out to Waitrose to pick up some foie gras and bell ends to suck on.

by I want to lick buuuuuuum December 21, 2019

bell-end

A fame-hungry, bigoted, economically illiterate idiot, especially one whose hair or face is shaped like a sexual organ. In particular, Donald Trump.

Did you see that bell-end on the TV debate last night? He makes Sarah Palin look like a sensible candidate. Well, not really.

by garozzo April 22, 2011

Bell's End

Stately residence of Sir Helm. An igneous rock formation just off the coast of antarctica, it has only one form of wildlife - the grot. Commonly known for its wierd sexual practises it is feared throughout the world for a dragon-like temper.

The O'Connor family went to Bell's End, with Ed. They had tea and raw potatoes with Sir Helm, but left Ed with Grot. His arsehole has now prolapsed.

by Woody February 09, 2004