bell ringer

Making out with a female that is engaged and sucking on her titties. Then after you're done, you talk about her relationship with her dude and try to end the marriage even though you don't want to date her.

Dustin you just made out with somebody who is engaged? You are such a bell ringer!

by Jazze Pha December 16, 2006

Bell ringer

A man who can hit the dangly thing in the back of a throat

Hey baby, did you know I’m a bell ringer?

by Ironquad January 25, 2022

Bell-Ringer

A hit of crack cocaine that is particularly strong. Commonly regarded as the 'holy grail' of rock smoking. This often results in a ringing of the ears, hence the term.

The intense feelings of euphoria, well-being, godliness, and ultimate satisfaction are often accompanied by nausea, vomiting, sudden bowel movements, hallucinations, and paranoia.

Fun Fact: A hit that leaves one with poo in their pants is highly esteemed in some crack circles.

"I am going to load up a shitload for this next blast. I need a fuckin' bell-ringer son!"

"After I have smoked for a few days I find it impossible to achieve a bell-ringer."

"Don't run your mouth while I am in the middle of a god damn bell-ringer, god damnit."

by jasonaellisd March 9, 2010

bell-ringer

Big hit of crack cocaine, so called due to the effect of euphoria accompanied by a ringing in the ears.

"Whoa baby, that was a real bell-ringer"

by poodle_pi April 22, 2009

bell-ringer

adj. a laboratory sciences practical exam, usually given by overtly anally-retentive science professors who hold onto the fallacy that competence is demonstrated not from careful analysis, but lightning fast calculations. Anyone who excels at writing bell-ringers, has been trained to be so overconfident about their calculations, that they never recheck their numbers, and stands a good chance at eventually killing someone or something by over-administering some fatal dose because of their hubris.

I'm not ready for that bell-ringer on Monday, but maybe if I load up on amphetamine, I might squeak by with a 60.

by scootermcbean October 16, 2011

Bell-Ringer

When you take a shit so big that it hits your balls on the way down when you finally pinch it off.

I went to take a shit and it was a bell-ringer
Past tense: bro I just went to the bathroom and got my bell rung

by Aylmao122 May 10, 2016

bell-ringer

Derived from the characteristics of the historical figure Quasi Moto, this adjective refers to any person (preferably of the opposite sex) who possesses at least one (but not limited to) physical trait of Quasi Moto. For example: hunchback, oversized features, moles, foul smell, tattered clothing, and/or overall hideous appearance.

"So Travis brought home another bell-ringer last night, I bet she can really tug some rope"

by JP$ February 23, 2005