Two-Beer Joe

A name for a person who acts like a jackass while drinking

You’re a real two-beer joe when you drink.
Quit being a two-beer joe, you’re acting like a dick.

by benlewis76 November 4, 2018

beer jacket

The invisible coat you where over your tshirt/short sleeve/bare chest when walking home on a freezing night out without feeling the cold.

"Aren't you cold?"

"No i'm wearing my beer jacket!"

"Nice one"

by justpaul February 23, 2005

beer jacket

The ability not to feel the cold when drunk. Also know as a beer coat

"You must have been freezing last night walking home?"
"I didn't feel it. I had my trusty beer jacket on"

by !david clarke! December 28, 2008

beer joint

Any establishment selling mass amounts of beer. Attracting drunks and stray animals.

My friend Josh manages a shitty beer joint.

by vladamir November 6, 2013

beer Jew

A person, not necessarily of the Jewish faith, who never buys or throws down money for alcohol, but ends up drinking it anyway.

Harry-"Yo Jewson, you throwing down any money for booze?"

Jewson- "Naw man"

Harry- "dont drink it then beer jew"

by GTharry October 9, 2009

beer jacket

the lack of a need for a real jacket due to the warming effects of alcohol

dude are u not cold?? no ive got a beer jacket on!!

by Rossa O' Donovan January 28, 2009

Beer Jerk Off

This is the motion one would make on their beer bottle after one has been bottle tapped. Preferably motioning from ones crotch and shaking the beer on the person who performed the tap. Making the money shot on them the ultimate rebuttal for douche baggery.

Martha just got out of prison and decided to bottle tap my freshly opened Corona. As my beer started to erupt, I poised, place the bottle close to my crotch, aimed, and stroked my bottle as it gushed all over her clothes and face. A classic beer jerk off performed flawlessly.

by Bow-Flex April 20, 2009