beetlejuice the musical

The best musical of all time before it was taken away from us on June 6th of 2021 and replace by a much worse musical Music Man

Person 1: Have you heard of beetlejuice the musical

Person 2: ya, it the best before it was replace by Music Man

by Save Beetlejuice 2020 December 11, 2019

Beetlejuice

Lester Green, a comedian with dwarfism and microcephaly.
The most amazing man alive

“if you dig a 6 foot hole, how deep is that hole?”
“uhhh, about 20 feet” - beetlejuice

by bayix April 13, 2020

Lady Beetle

The act of masturbating in the shower whilst laying on your back with your legs up resting against the shower screen or the tiles..

Dude i was doing the lady beetle in the shower last nite the warm water hitting me in the face made it easier for me to think of a fat slut giving me a golden shower while i was jerkin my dick..

by badman2232 September 14, 2009

Beetlejuicing

an over-the-pants handjob in a public place, often associated with patrons of musical theater

The congresswoman from my district got caught Beetlejuicing her boyfriend at the local theater, but she had to finish him off in the car because they got thrown out.

by Jacob Mosby September 17, 2023

Beppler

A very lonely virgin gamer. Usually of Brazilian descent. Will frequently talk in world shout from multiple character accounts to himself trying to prove to others that he has friends. Spends most of the day playing video games and masturbating furiously to gay porn, hentai or bestiality. A Beppler must always keep a poop bucket nearby so he does not have to stop playing his games. Often trades game items to make friends with fellow Bepplers in attempts to one day loose their virginity.

A Bepplina would be a the female version of a Beppler.

Lives on a steady diet of rice

Person 1 : Whatever happened to that Miguel kid from school?

Person 2 : Oh he kept getting rejected by all the girls and gave up. He lives in his parents garage and turned into a Beppler.

by Stouts June 25, 2020

Beetlebum

A term coined by the band blur used to describe people who smoke heroin, particularly those addicted to the practice. The term comes from the dotted black residue left behind on tin foil sheets after use, often called "beetles", hence the phrase "chasing the beetle".

"Get nothing done you beetlebum"

by dopeheadfreeloader January 5, 2014

Beeblebrox's gambit

A tactical manuver, used while getting hammered, that involves sending down more drinks to report on or asses the progress of previous ones. Popularized by Zaphod Beeblebrox

"Hey, maybe I gotta send down a couple more drinks. You know, to see what the first few are doing."

"Dude, beeblebrox's gambit only makes sense when you're ALREADY hammered. I think you've had enough"

by Erl137 December 10, 2006