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Beegleing

Beegleing is the act of fapping in public. Much like planking, it has become an international sensation. People often get together in groups to Beegle and take photographs.

Their are 7 basic rules to Beegleing.

1. Sweatpants are required while beegleing.

2. If this is your first night at Beegle Club, then you have to Beegle.

3. Chat Roulette DOES NOT count as beegleing.

4. Extra points for beegleing on the bus, or lightrail, or at school, or work.

5. You must cum in your pants or on someone else's shirt to successfully beegle.

6. If no one is around, it IS NOT beegleing, even if it is in a public place.

7. After successfully Beegleing, you must yell "Beegle!" or "Beegled!"
I was beegleing on the bus, when the kid next to me totally caught me, and then I was like 'BEEGLED!
by mattross July 15, 2011
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Beergle

1) A bottled beer with a bagle threaded over the neck. The solution to the life long problem of choosing between drinking and eating.

2) The ORIGINAL breakfast of champions.
Brent: I am way to thirsty/hungry to not have breakfast but way to hungover to walk to the store and get food or drink.

Brydon: Already figured it out dude, we'll just have beergles!
by BeeWhy September 14, 2009
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beegley

A white man's term for the "n" word. Variations include "beeg" and "beegs".
"Dude, that beegley tried to bum a buck off of me."
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beenleigh

a place in .QLD, AUSTRALIA
near the M1 and middle of gold coast and brisbane,
a place where alot of ppl from surroundin places go for, School, Shopping, traino & court
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lets go to the marketplace (main shopping centre in beenleigh)
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Beanglet

Look at all those cute Beanglets swimming!
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beegle

A young man, about the age of 19, who is continually and excessively high. Although very friendly, he doesn't speak much to strangers.
Beegle: "Hey man, pixies.. Yeah"
by Keely Loyce Hill December 10, 2008
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Wes Beegle

The act of fingering a girl through her jeans for an extended period of time of which the jeans are worn away allowing access to the inside of her pants.
Dude I wes beegled that chick all damn night!
by Dmachine July 5, 2009
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