beehive

The rotund shape of a fat woman's back starting from the shoulders with growing fat rolls multiplying toward her hips.

That bitch is towing a beehive!

by VegasOz September 29, 2005

beehivers

A group of socially retarded people that go to the behive on the corner of 14th & Carson in Southside Pittsburgh. Known for their gothic makeup and tight black pants (both guys and girls) beehivers strive for social acceptance when what they really need to do is get a job and do work.

"Hey, Rick those god damn beehivers are walking down the street, tell them to get a job"

"Hey, you beehivers get a job!"

Response: "But I have no social interaction skills"

by Productive Resident February 5, 2010

Cement Beehive

1. A large city with lots of people and traffic.
2. A big office or apartment building with 24/7 activity

As my vacation was coming to and end, I realized that it was time to go back to the Cement Beehive

by Quilly The Porcupine April 22, 2009

Beehive Betty

A middle-aged female,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who is very old-fashioned yet wears more red lipstick & blue eyeshadow than a hooker,can't make a decision without a man,talks so slow that you'd have time to take a nap before they even finish one sentence,carries a huge purse nearly as big as their husband's '71 Oldsmobile,spends hours in a local 'mom-&-pop' beauty shop having their hair teased about 9" high,gossips constantly and over-uses phrases like "oh,dear!","I swear!",and "I do declare!",uses enough Aqua Net hairspray to destroy the ozone layer,and is usually married to a Dead Elvis whom she met in high school back in '59.(see Dead Elvis)

"My aunt Doris is a real Beehive Betty,she says 'dear,swear,and do-declare' at least 5 times a minute,and spends all day at Lucille's Beauty Shop!"

by sns21274 July 3, 2009

chocolate beehive

The end result of taking a crap of heroic proportions. Manifests as a dense pile roughly conical in shape, not unlike a cartoon beehive.

"After eating about 5 pounds of potato salad I went into Thad's bathroom and dropped a chocolate beehive in his crapper."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Poking the Beehive

Intentionally bent on causing trouble regardless of the consequences.

I think we should stay out of the Middle East. We're only poking the Beehive.

George Bush is a jackass. He treats the beehive like it's a piñata.

by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004

Rockland Beehive

After consuming a half gallon of coffe brandy You take a triple bullet (sex toy) shove one of the small heads into the vagina the big head into the females ass and the other small head on her clit you have sex like this making a buzzing noise hence the rockland beehive

After Johnny gave your sister the angry pirate They drank the coffe brandy and did the Rockland Beehive

by Down the rabbit hole December 29, 2009