Corn In Your Shit Beef Tits

Usually described after eating a large meal on St. Patricks which consist of a mass amount of corned beef and corn. After eating this meal you, and or others, shit on a females large breasts. See Turkey Tits

"After a large St. Patties dinner, Brian and Nick tag-teamed Elvira in the upstairs bathroom and had a huge corn in your shit beef tits" fest. Followed by Marc laying down a huge gurn to Elvira.

by Real World Clinton December 7, 2006

Beef-tip-tits

The most ungodly tits imaginable, upon seeing them one denies the idea of intelligent design. Picture a deflated balloon containing many small chicken bouillon cubes in place of a woman's breast.

Guy 1: "Yo, did you here about Roger, he slept with Sarah Cronin last night".
Guy 2: "You mean the girl with the Beef-tip-tits?"
Guy 1: "Yea they found him laying dead in his bathtub with a toaster this morning."

by Cowgirl49 March 31, 2009

Beeftits

Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)

Holy fuck that fat cow of a woman has some huge "beeftits"

by Ian December 7, 2003

Beeftits

A kid with large man boobs that attends many LAN parties and plays way to much WOW. He sometimes wears a shirt that says game. And looks like the kid from the numa numa dance. Oh yeah and also hacks on counterstrike

Wow Beeftits is definatly hacking.

by T0_1337_4_j00 April 22, 2005