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Bedosexual

Someone who becomes overly attracted to beds instead of humans to the point he/she wants to just stay in bed all day and sleep without any interruption
Some random person: oh bro you look so tired
Haseeb: oh yeah i am so tired i am awake for days now and all i want is my bed and some sleep but stupid Ellie wants me to stay up with her so i broke up with that ho and decide im gonna turn Bedosexual
by Inmate4587 February 27, 2019
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baeksexual

capacity for attraction towards Byun Baekhyun.
They began to understand that this man, Byun Baekhyun, was making them Baeksexual. No one else compared.
Person 1: Whats your sexuality?
Person 2: im baeksexual, im only attracted to baekhyun
by anonymous December 20, 2020
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bensexual

Being only attracted to the British actor Benedict Cumberpatch. He is best identified by his roles in Star Trek, August Osage Country and the BBC series Sherlock. Why is this an actual sexuality? Because he's dead sexy.
"Isn't Justin bieber so cute??"
"Actually, no. Sorry, I'm bensexual."
"Whats that mean?"

"I'm only attracted to Benedict Cumberpatch."
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Beesexual

Beesexual is when you are sexually attracted to bees
Friend: I’m beesexual
Me: so you are that mentally ill ugly ass woman from the bee movie?
Friend: Omg that’s so beephobic
Me: I don’t care never talk to me again
by Cabomar February 12, 2021
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Begosexual

Begosexual is someone who gets aroused by begging or is sexually attracted to beggars.

They may secretly dress as a beggar when alone and beg in front of a mirror.
Sandra: Tony I forgot my key.... oh my god what are you doing! why are you dressed like a tramp?

Tony: I'm sorry Sandra, but maybe it's for the best...I'm...
Sandra: No no no don't say it ...

Tony: I'm begosexual, I've always been begosexual
Sandra: Naaaooooooo ...sobbing

Tony: Spare change?
by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019
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Baesexual

When you are sexually attracted to bae and the sex of bae doesn't matter.
Are you Straight, Gay or Bi?
"I'm Baesexual, does that really matter?"
by @YoSkylerSeymour June 20, 2016
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brewsexual

To choose boose over boobs
Craft over ass
schnapps over cocks
Essentially choose to drink instead of engage in sexual relations.
I totally decided to get wasted instead of seeing my girl, I think I may be brewsexual
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