Beaver Tail

(Verb) to slap a girl in the face repeatedly with your penis, mimicing a beaver tail patting a dam.

"Dude, my boyfriend Beaver Tailed me this morning! That shit is so not ok!"

"My Girlfriend wouldnt wake up this morning so I Beaver Tailed her!"

by Capt. Davinci July 30, 2008

Beaver Tail

A poop so big it not only looks like a beaver's tail, but it acts like a dam in your toilet

Norman! You did it again. You plugged up the toilet with that beaver tail!

by D-brown May 19, 2020

Beaver Tail

The male defecates (poops) in and around the woman's vagina lips. he then grabs his scrotum with his bare hands. and pats down the shit inside of her. All in all having a good time.

Wow i gave Carla the best Beaver tail last night! She will be cleaning it for years!

by Jagak November 26, 2009

Beaver Tail

The act of 'tucking' ones genitals behind their legs and ironing the protruding shaft until black and tail like

Niddlebert: Jesus, why did you beaver tail yourself?
Fiddleshwert: I needed to build a dam for monsoon season

by Robbadob August 07, 2009

Beaver Tail

A fecal streak in your tighty whities of such width, depth and color that it resembles the tail of a beaver.

Although I wiped until my ass was sore, I still had a beaver tail in my undies at the end of the day.

by Lord Blackstone March 31, 2015

beaver tail

A ball sack hanging out the back of a vagina.

Bohdan: I hear that slag has a beaver tail.

Dr.honey: Oh shitfuck really?!

Bohdan: ... wanna ask if we can see?

Dr.Honey:HELL NO!!!... yeah kinda.

by Dr.Broseph July 08, 2009

beaver tail

Gay men have "fag-hags" and "skirts", lesbians have their "beards". A beaver tail is the straight girl friend of a lesbian. Beaver tails often can be found out dancing at gay bars, watching movies, and just hanging out with their lesbian friends.

Lesbians love their beaver tails, especially when they are attractive.

The other night, I took my beaver tail out dancing; she had a great time!

by ridinponies32 August 08, 2011