Beaver fever also known as (giardia) is a bactiria that is tranfered from one water sorce to another mostly by beavers since they live in the water. It is caused from infected fecal matter near water that has not properly been disposed of. This can cause animals and humans to vomit and give them diarya if not treated and could lead to death of dehydration.
by moose406 May 26, 2010
Beaver fever is a terrible disease transmitted by beavers. Once a human catches it, the poor victim will slowly transform into a beaver. One knows when he has it when his two front teeth are longer than they should be and when he violently bites wood.
My brother is violently biting our wodden dinner table. HE IS BECOMING A FRIKIN BEAVER, he has beaver fever
by LKJOIJKL September 22, 2008
by Safecracker G September 11, 2004
A disease that you get from Drinking water that had beaver fur in it. Once you get the disease you shit urself until you die if you dont get help quicly. People who live in canada often get it
by Wooffer January 17, 2004
by Rambone 69 March 13, 2006
Beaver fever is an occurrence where an individual has an extreme sense of sexual arousal, more specifically towards a female's genital area, playfully known as the "beaver".
by Dowers June 09, 2023