beat my meat

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

by Master of my Meat December 10, 2011

beats my meat

a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation

danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat

by white firecracker April 20, 2017

beating my meat

Jerking off
master bating

horny

blue balls

Fuck man im just beating my meat ..

by Jason Lazzy January 6, 2017

Beat my meat

When you enjoy meat like chicken nuggets or steak.

Mmmm, I love to “beat my meat”.

by bb.grl July 11, 2021

Beat my meat

When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀

Guys come downstairs I beat my meat

by Daddy daddy bae November 26, 2018

Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA

Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”

by Memebooois May 16, 2022

Beat my meat

Use bmm instead of using the whole beat my meat

I’m finna bmm (beat my meat) I’ll text you later

by TheRealDumbassWorld February 10, 2019