beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

by 4skinLiquor May 26, 2019

beating around the bush

when a person or people are happy, angrey, or excited and decides to take a sledgehammer and find a bush and just start beating the ground around it.

Tom was so mad when his girl-friend dumped him that he started to go beating around the bush to release stress.

by Joey J. G. November 19, 2007

beat around the bush

beat around the bush means to jack off.

When I wake up, I usually beat around the bush!

by USAF Cadet August 10, 2021

beating around the bush

fucking a girl who doesnt shave

"If i were you, i wouldnt have sex with her. You'd be beating around the bush."

"Why man?"

"'Cause she doesnt shave it!"

by Kyle, Travis January 13, 2006

beating around the bush

jerking off around a vagina

yeah baby i'm beating around the bush. let me get off next your pussy.

by megakong December 17, 2008

beating around the bush

"beating" see masturbating; "bush" see vagina

stop beating around the bush; let's slap skins

by save November 18, 2002

Beating Around The Bush

N. When a person (TWEEKER) prefers to masturbate when there is a WILLING SEX PARTNER in THE room, or adjacent rooms.

All these bitches out here and ol' Stinky's in his room BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!

by Dumper Dave December 3, 2019