Beauville

1. Noun. A Chevy Van used by security guards and also a fifties station wagon.
2. Verb. To go in circles or never answer a question.
3. Adjective. Large
Pronounced as Boo-ville

1. "Hey Ryan, did you know that I like Beauvilles?"
2. When asked what Hamlet was about, Matt Beauvilled the question by saying, "Beauvilles are nicth."
3. Oh my god that lard-ass is Beauville big.

by El Rigo January 11, 2008

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beatsville

Noun. 1) A suburban shithole. 2) Anywhere town USA. 3) Any of the one million towns across the USA that consist of two dozen chain stores, a couple thousand one story homes, graph-paper streets, and your standard public service facilities. See: Mid-America. Republican districts. Lower middle class living.

Ethan: Where are we?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Ethan: No, there's the sign, Oxnard.

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Jake: Where's the next gas station?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Jake: No, I think there's one in Chula Vista.

or

Samantha: Where's the meeting?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Samantha: Yeah, Lancaster's a shithole. Not as bad as Barstow though.
Malcom: Let's not split hairs over this one, babe.

by RyKirb November 1, 2008

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beamsville

Beamsville Ontario is mainly a farmers town, but in the downtown area it is very ghetto although some people from the 70's may say that it is urbanized the urban definition is that it's completely filled with stoners, hicks and street hoes. But I'm sure they sell some prime kush.

Man let's hit up beamsville an smoke some of the best weed known to man till 3am

by buddabing May 1, 2011

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Beeville

Beeville is a city in Bee County, Texas, United States, with an estimated population of 13,290 in 2013. It is the county seat of Bee County and home to the main campus of Coastal Bend College. The area around the city contains three prisons operated by the Texas Department of Criminal Justice. Many of the stately homes, commercial buildings, and schools in the area, including the Bee County Courthouse, were designed by architect William Charles Stephenson, who came to Beeville in 1908 from Buffalo, New York. Beeville is a National Main Street City. Gutzon Borglum, the sculptor of Mount Rushmore, and son Lincoln, took up residence in the city during the time Rushmore was being sculpted.

I Moved back to Beeville from Calallen because Beeville Trojans always defeat the wildcats.

by Calallen_Hater_289164 October 13, 2019

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Beamsvillian

A person who lives in Beamsville, who is:
i) a wannabe drug dealer
ii) a petty thief
iii) a farmer

Beamsvillians enjoy a number of great past times, most popular is cow tipping.

"That Beamsvillian is drunk again. Tell him to stop humping the wall, dangit KARL!"

by deadlights11 May 13, 2005

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Beamsville

A small city in Ontario. Part of the Niagara Region. One of the few cities that consist of Lincoln.
Most portions of it are agricultural, but in the downtown area it is very urbanized.
SOME schools include; Senitor Gibson, Jacob Beam, St. Mark's, Beamsville District Secondary School, and Great Lakes Christian College.
Rumors include that everyone is either a farmer or a druggie, when in fact that is entirely fiction.

Hey, let's go to downtown Beamsville and hang out at the Tim Horton's!

by mk777 December 12, 2010

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