National Beat up a White Kid Day

On May 30 any kid can beat up a white kid no matter what.

I beat up Kevin on National Beat up a White Kid Day

by Squiggly20850 May 9, 2019

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Dead Beat kids

Kids that don't show up call or even text their parents on special occasions for them.

Another birthday come and gone and I didn'thear anything from my son or daughter. Damn, dead beat kids.

by Baddsboy May 26, 2016

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I.beat.my.kids_

Is a top meme page who isn't a sellout like most. Some of his achievement being featured on a PewDiePie video and having daddy needs follow him. All around beast of a page

"i.beat.my.kids_ is the best page on Instagram"

by Meme reviewer March 2, 2019

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1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.

2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion

No one at the club wanted to hook up, so I went home to beat the kids.

by Dr. Sesh April 15, 2009

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Beat the kids

The act of going home to masturbate because you can't find any pussy.

So, you going home to beat the kids?

by DrJester August 21, 2007

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I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

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