Bearatory 🐻

The area a bear claims to be their own space that they own and rule over by any means.

Jake: Did grizzly man make it to the flight back home?

Stephanie: Naw I guess he was eaten by a bear last night, probably should have been smarter while chillin overnight in a tent unarmed in that bearatory 🐻.

by Thunder13 December 26, 2022

Joe beardmore

A fat oaf capable of shagging your next door neighbors son. He loves the smell and taste off dingleberries and puts moldy Xbox controllers up his arse. People refer to him as a spazmoid eating burgers all day. His diet reguards Callum Wilkins Cheesy dick up his arse, lee burns dribble over his man tits and he also eats cat shite all day.

“Omg look at that joe beardmore, oh wait no it’s shreck”

“Mom what is that?”
“Jimmy it’s a joe beardmore”
“Oh no, (Jimmy starts crying and commits suicide)”

by Shalommm76 November 17, 2018

Beardmored

To get so out of your mind on ketamine that you can't even make it to the toilet and have to reach for the closest possible vessel to piss in, or piss your pants.

"the place resembled a crime scene, as if a person had been held captive against their will for years and had then made a sudden escape from the squalor. There were pint glasses of piss everywhere and the room looked like it had been burgled. Chad had definitely spent the night getting Beardmored."

by Badder Beardless March 22, 2019

Bearanoia

Bearanoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear of bears, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Bearanoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat of bears. In the original Greek, !@##&^^*%@; (bearanoia) simply means really fuckin' scared of bears (beara = bears ; nous = really fuckin' scared of) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state concerning bears.

Stephen Colbert suffers from bearanoia. Timothy Treadwell did not.

by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007

bearanoid

To have an exaggerated fear of bears.

Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.

by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007

bearanoid

To have an irrational fear of bears.

Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.

by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007

Steven beardmore

Steven beardmore is a noncey old man who locks children in his cupboard

Oh look it’s a Steven beardmore touching those children

by Victim of stevie B October 1, 2018