Bearamo 

A nickname for a really sweet guy who is adorable. A nickname for a guy who can make his girlfriend (or boyfriend) smile no matter what. A guy who can make his girlfriend (or boyfriend) laugh even when all the girl (or guy) feels like crying. A sweet guy who can brighten nearly any one's day.

Girl: Today sucks, my boyfriend broke up with me and I am scared I may have failed my Calc. test.

Bearamo: *smiles at girl* It'll be okay, the guy was an idiot for dumping an amazing girl like you. Plus I'm sure your teacher would let you re-take the test if you did really bad.

*Girl smiles back and feels a little better*

Bearamo by DeadDiana October 20, 2011

bearmode 

Muscular for the purpose of strength, strongman competitors and Olympic heavy lifters.

Yeah, that guy looks pretty buff, but THAT guy is full on BEARMODE.

bearmode by Doug Demaro January 29, 2010

bearanoid 

To have an irrational fear of bears.

Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.

bearanoid by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007

bearanoia 

Bearanoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear of bears, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Bearanoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat of bears. In the original Greek, (bearnoia) simply means, really fuckin' scared of bears (beara = bears; nous = really fuckin' scared of) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state concerning bears.

Stephen Colbert suffers from bearanoia. Timothy Treadwell did not.

bearanoia by ll graham August 5, 2007

bearmonkey 

The bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. One usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol.

The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits in your mouth and steals all of your money.

The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.

Boss: "You look like shit today!"
Employee: "Yeah, I got a visit from the bearmonkey last night."

bearmonkey by biomechanic April 15, 2007

bearanoid 

The overly irrational fear of bears brought on by camping in the wild for the first time. Bearanoia is most likely to occur in places such as Yosemite or Yellowstone where bear attacks have been known to occur at campsites.

Wife: Should I wash this flavored chapstick off before bed so the bears don't try to get in our tent tonight to lick my lips?

Husband: No dear, you're just being bearanoid.

bearanoid by nutzoid July 8, 2011

Bearmode 

someone who is extremely powerful, there shape body wise is massive, huge muscle fat. you must have seen this form on Worlds strongest men, Bearmode is not super cut or skinny.

Bearmode is around 6-6'9 feet tall, wide, huge arms and legs almost looks like a real juggernaut or hulk.

Bearmode by Boomedwithpower January 19, 2010